Monday, February 7, 2011

The Bigger Picture of Life in the Ozarks

Embracing Mother Nature on her terms - in the Ozarks the outdoors is a family affair no matter what the weather conditions. LaDonna Stephens with children, Alex, Coleman, and Ashley at the Current River.


It pains me to admit it but my wife is right – it’s the small stuff. The little experiences make up the bigger picture of life. Last Saturday morning we embarked on a ‘blizzards, breakfast, and brownies (trout)’ adventure. The blizzard was over, the breakfast was hot and delicious, and the fishing was great (the catching wasn’t so good).

After last week’s Missouri blizzard the crew was getting cabin fever. We were forecasted to get an additional 4” of snow on Friday night. So, what did we do? Well, we did what any red-blooded Ozark Mountain family does – we struck out for the Current River on a snowy and cold Saturday morning to cook breakfast and fish for some brown trout in the Blue Ribbon Trophy Trout area at Parker’s Ford. For folks from the hills, it isn’t a matter of having time or having nice weather, rather, it’s embracing Mother Nature with whatever she gives and whenever she gives it. It’s a family affair and it is our way of life. And, if you are taking time to read an outdoor column then you too, most likely, have experienced a similar way of life.

There’s something magical and calming about cutting fresh snow on a country road early in the morning.


Turning off the pavement for the last 2.5 miles to the river, we were rewarded with fresh, virgin snow on the gravel road and a canopy of arching, snow-covered oak trees over our heads. There’s something magical and calming about cutting fresh snow on a country road early in the morning. The only tracks on the road were those of the wildlife that called this winter wonderland their home. It was calm and 24°F at 9:00 am at Parker’s Ford when we arrived.

First tracks down an old river road. Beautiful tranquility with a pang of excitement.


The first task was to build a fire to warm ourselves, cook breakfast and percolate coffee. I jumped out of the truck and immediately began gathering firewood. My main intention for the trip was to fish so I was in a hurry. I asked the kids to help gather wood in order to speed the process. In retrospect this request was probably unfair considering there was fresh snow on the ground. Needless to say there were more snow angels, wrestling matches, and snowball fights than wood gathered.

Building a fire and waiting for more wood - Greg standing by the fire with the kids in the background. Not much wood being gathered back there.


I was getting frustrated with the progress as I watched the clouds breaking up and the sun slowly cresting the steep ridge tops. I knew once the sunlight hit the water any fish activity would likely shut down. My wife, LaDonna, sensed my urgency and frustration and said, “You need to enjoy the small things.” I didn’t listen – there were fish waiting to be caught.

Not much wood getting gathered and not much fishing getting done - Mom & kids wrestling in the snow. LaDonna, Coleman, Ashley, and Alex.


After gathering the wood, starting a fire, placing the cooking rack over the pit, and setting the coffee tripod over the fire, breakfast was finally started. We had sausage, gravy, biscuits, cinnamon rolls, milk and coffee.

Mom cooking sausage for the gravy - that coffee pot isn't going to boil water anytime soon!


The lid for our Dutch oven was used as a baking platter for the biscuits and rolls. Inside the oven the sausage was browned and then the gravy ingredients were cooked right into the sausage. The coffee pot had been hung too high and was slow to percolate. Again, I was frustrated as I mentally watched the sands in the fishing hourglass of time trickling away. As the sun broke through the snow covered canopy and hit our faces, LaDonna said, “You need to appreciate the small things like the sun on your face and the kids playing in the snow.”

Nothing fights off cold like campfire coffee! Greg pouring the first cup after it was finally done percolating.


At around 10:45 am, on the banks of the Current River on a calm, 24°F, frosty morning with the wilderness covered in a 4” blanket of brilliant white snow we finally ate a hot breakfast with hot coffee.

Biscuits with sausage gravy on the campfire - on a cold, crisp winter morning it doesn't get any better than this!

The only sounds were those of the river flowing by and the kids playing in the snow – no cell phones, TVs, highways, or any other sounds of civilization. It was paradise. Yet I was distressed about not getting to fish.

Shining in the sun - the bluff hole below Parker's Ford after a winter snow.


Alex and I finally did get to fish for a few hours starting around 11:30 that morning. We didn’t catch much – the fish were shut down. But that was OK – thanks to my wife I finally realized the fishing was not the singular subject of the morning. It was simply part of the bigger picture of life in the Ozarks.

The fishing was good but the 'catching' wasn't cooperating this late in the morning - Alex Stephens standing at the inlet of Schafer Springs at Parker's Ford on the Current River.


We were pursuing activities derived and refined over a millennium of human participation within Mother Nature (fishing, trapping, and hunting). We were not pursuing the ‘sport’ of fishing, we were participating in nature. We were living by design. We were the analogical bobcat that had not yet caught a rabbit. We were the fox who couldn’t yet locate a field mouse. We, like the bobcat and fox, are a part of nature and nature is a part of us. The fishing, mixed in with the experience of the river, snow, breakfast, kid’s playing, and a Saturday morning wilderness adventure, - those are the ingredients to the bigger picture of life in the hills. To marginalize interacting in nature as ‘sport’ is not only sacrilege to the wildlife, but it also is an affront to our very way of life. Sport you say? Living I say. So says the One-Eyed Hillbilly.

The sun has crested the ridge tops and the fish activity has stopped but, no matter, it's the small things that make up the bigger picture of life in the Ozarks - the One-Eyed Hillbilly and kids, Coleman, Ashley, and Alex at Parker's Ford on the Current River.





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Greg Stephens is a 35-year veteran & life-time student of the great outdoors. His column appears weekly in print & online publications. You can email him at gregstephens@one-eyedhillbilly.com. For more columns go to www.one-eyedhillbilly.blogspot.com.




Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Canines or Cats?

It happens at least once a month. In the coffee shop, during a phone call, or conversing with a group of friends the question comes up, “How can I tell the difference between a cat and a canine track?” And it leads to the next statement, “Because I think I saw mountain lion tracks on the back forty.” While somewhat uncommon, these days it is entirely possible in Missouri that you did indeed see a big cat track (the 14th confirmed mountain lion since 1994 was killed in Ray County last December). However, usually when I have the opportunity to see the track in question, much to my friend’s chagrin, it turns out to be a big canine (dog or coyote).

A big coyote or dog can leave an impressive track but you can easily distinguish a canine track from a cat track by knowing a few key characteristics.

There are some telling characteristics of cat tracks that distinguish them from canines. Unfortunately, perfect tracks are hard to come by – it’s either too dry or too wet or some other circumstance prevents the animal’s track from making a perfect impression. So, it is important to know all the various track characteristics so that you can identify the track by the clues available to you, even if they aren’t perfect.
Size, shape, stride, and claw markings are each tell-tale signs to watch for when looking at a perspective cat track. Claw marks are the first dead-giveaway. If the track at which you are looking shows claw marks above the toes you can be 99.99% sure it is not a cat track. All cats have retractable claws that are not protruding as they casually walk down a path. Canines on the other hand have non-retractable claws that always show in the soft sand or mud. The exception to this rule would be if you were lucky enough to find a track of a cat that was left at a prey attack site. In this case you would usually find sign of a great struggle and possibly drag marks in the area. This would truly be a lucky find!
Another obvious tell-tale sign distinguishing cats from canines is the shape of the ball pad. The anterior border, or front of the ball pad closest to the toes, is two-lobed. A canine’s ball pad is single lobed by comparison. The posterior side of the ball pad on a cat has three lobes that show in a print while a canine’s print generally shows only two lobes even though the pad does actually have a third lobe.

Next, it is important to try to rule out a good sized bobcat. Like a lion, a bobcat has retractable claws and it is a common furbearer in Missouri. A bobcat has front and hind feet that are approximately the same size. Adult bobcats leave tracks approximately 1½ - 2½ inches long and 1½- 2½ inches wide with a walking stride of 8 to 16 inches.
In comparison, a mountain lion has front paws that are noticeably larger than its back paws. An adult’s front paws are approximately 3 inches long and 3½ inches wide and it has a walking stride of 12 to 20 inches. There is also sign that assists the outdoorsman distinguish between big cat sign and bobcat sign such as scat size and tail drag marks in snow.
Since a bobcat has a very short tail there will be no tail drag marks after a big snow. So, while cutting for sign in the snow if you find a 3 x 3½ inch cat track with a 15 inch stride and tail drag marks, you just might have cut a rare piece of wildlife sign indeed, in Missouri.

As I sit here watching the Missouri Blizzard of 2011, I think I’ve just found a good reason to venture out into the snow after it finally quits falling. There won’t be any school and most won’t be able to make it to work, so what more excuse and motivation do you need? Get out there and find the next lucky (or extremely unlucky, depending on your point of view) confirmed sighting. Remember, if the track has large and foreboding claw marks in front of the toes and you are having unnerving visions of a monster mountain lion crossing your property, it is most likely just that – an unnerving vision. Cats show no claws. You’re more likely looking at a very large coyote or a dog track. So says the One-Eyed Hillbilly.




My PhotoGreg Stephens is a 35-year veteran & life-time student of the great outdoors. His column appears weekly in print & online publications. You can email him at gregstephens@one-eyedhillbilly.com. For more columns go to www.one-eyedhillbilly.blogspot.com.